PUT AWAY YOUR SUNSCREEN.  LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY!

I want to talk about the idea of giving you a hypnotic vacation. We have all heard it. Stress kills. I have read somewhere that 70% of all diseases are stress related or exacerbated.  Some people want a vacation from their everyday lives. What could be less expensive than a trip to your friendly, neighborhood hypnotherapist for an hour of unwinding?

Whatever style of vacation you choose, suggestions like, "You will feel as though you had a week-long vacation after this session," and "all of your cares, worries, and concerns will simply fall away, and you will feel renewed." will cause the feelings to linger.

I can give you a vacation! A REAL vacation. Just think! You would not have to pack any bags (or forget your sunscreen), bring the kids (and forget their sunscreen, too), no hectic trips to the airport or to the dock, no frantic calls to baby sitters or loving friends (who might not feel so loving after baby sitting your children), no using up valuable accrued vacation time, no spending exorbitant amounts of money on silly touristy nick-knacks. No difficulties with speaking the language of the region. No problems with squeaky beds, or noisy neighbors in the next room frolicking like bunnies (you know what I mean - sly wink). No shots. No dysentery. No passports. No cranky kids with sticky hands asking repeatedly "are we there yet!?" None of that! Just one hour of pure pleasure - and none of the pain. And with the suggestion that the hour will seem like a week (time expansion), your vacation is complete. Of course, you won't have the nice tan, but you won't get skin cancer, either!