How Woo Woo Are You?
I got this from a friend of mine (who's a life coach), and I just HAD to pass it on. It's too great. It's a quiz on how to determine how woo-woo you really are ; - ) I won't tell you how high I scored! But I really want to find a doggie yoga studio for Pooky! ; - )
How Woo Woo Are You?
Take this simple quiz to find out…
* You know how to clean your chakras.
* Prayer flags adorn your backyard.
* Your voicemail greeting says Namaste.
* You talk to your plants and they answer you.
* You use the words resonate or vibration in your daily speech.
* You own a deck of animal/spirit/angel/tarot cards (any or all).
* You know what a backjack is.
* You’ve consulted a pet psychic.
* You live in Marin, Boulder, Amherst, Sedona, or possibly Los Angeles.
* You own more than 10 different kinds of herbal tea.
* You have an altar in your office.
* Your cell phone ring is Ram Ram Sita Ram.
* You’ve done a Vision Quest.
* You know the word Ho means more than just a hooker on the street.
* You know who you’ve been in past lives, and who you’ll be in future ones.
* You won’t date someone based on what sign they are.
* You have embraced your inner child.
* All your vacation time is spent on retreat.
* You own property in an Intentional Community.
* You own several crystals and believe they wield special healing powers.
* Your dog goes to Doggie Yoga.
* You know tantra isn’t something a 2 year old throws.
* You have used a pendulum to determine the sex of your child when pregnant.
* You wear different aromatherapy scents on different days to alter your moods.
* You have legally re-named yourself with a one-word name. (for example, Tree)
* You have been to see a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
* You are a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
* You have become a kabbahlist and wear the required red yarn bracelet to keep evil spirits away. (Be warned, if you follow this trend to imitate Madonna (see#25), you might actually be in another category called wanna be woo-woo, also known as ‘L.A. pretend spirituality’. You probably also have a bumper sticker that says ‘Save Tibet’ even though you know nothing of the true politics behind it.)
* You own a pair of reflexology slippers.
* You saw “What the Bleep” more than twice.
* You are intimately involved with your shadow material (the one in your psyche, not the one on the sidewalk when it’s sunny).
* Your Pavlovian response to a bell is to bow.
* You have been re-birthed.
* You regularly sage your house/car/workspace.
* You have feng shui’d your house/car/workspace.
* You have both solstices and equinoxes marked in your Palm Pilot and
throw ritual celebrations marking their passing.
* You will or won’t move into a new home based on how the address adds up in numerology.
* You regularly consult your dead ancestors and live by their advice.
* You know what dowsing is.
* You spend more time talking to your spirit guides than your real friends.
* You know what color your aura is.
* You base life decisions on whether or not mercury is in retrograde.
* You’ve been through The Landmark Series, A Course in Miracles, Eckankar, or EST.
* You have your massage therapist, reiki practitioner, acupuncturist, and chiropractor in your cell phone.
* You know your number on the Enneagram, your soul type, and your Ayurvedic type.
* You have a spiritual guru and you travel across the earth to see them.
* When the officer asks you what happened? You respond, “I manifested an accident.”
* You have a “Clean 10 Get 1 Free” Frequent Colonic card at the Light as Feather Colonic Parlor.
* Life without mantras/prayers has no meaning at all.
* You are, or you employ, a Life Coach.
1-12 You Haven’t Drunk the Woo Juice Yet
13-25 On the Road to Wooville
26-39 Woo Hoo!
40-50 One With the Wooniverse
How Woo Woo Are You?
Take this simple quiz to find out…
* You know how to clean your chakras.
* Prayer flags adorn your backyard.
* Your voicemail greeting says Namaste.
* You talk to your plants and they answer you.
* You use the words resonate or vibration in your daily speech.
* You own a deck of animal/spirit/angel/tarot cards (any or all).
* You know what a backjack is.
* You’ve consulted a pet psychic.
* You live in Marin, Boulder, Amherst, Sedona, or possibly Los Angeles.
* You own more than 10 different kinds of herbal tea.
* You have an altar in your office.
* Your cell phone ring is Ram Ram Sita Ram.
* You’ve done a Vision Quest.
* You know the word Ho means more than just a hooker on the street.
* You know who you’ve been in past lives, and who you’ll be in future ones.
* You won’t date someone based on what sign they are.
* You have embraced your inner child.
* All your vacation time is spent on retreat.
* You own property in an Intentional Community.
* You own several crystals and believe they wield special healing powers.
* Your dog goes to Doggie Yoga.
* You know tantra isn’t something a 2 year old throws.
* You have used a pendulum to determine the sex of your child when pregnant.
* You wear different aromatherapy scents on different days to alter your moods.
* You have legally re-named yourself with a one-word name. (for example, Tree)
* You have been to see a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
* You are a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
* You have become a kabbahlist and wear the required red yarn bracelet to keep evil spirits away. (Be warned, if you follow this trend to imitate Madonna (see#25), you might actually be in another category called wanna be woo-woo, also known as ‘L.A. pretend spirituality’. You probably also have a bumper sticker that says ‘Save Tibet’ even though you know nothing of the true politics behind it.)
* You own a pair of reflexology slippers.
* You saw “What the Bleep” more than twice.
* You are intimately involved with your shadow material (the one in your psyche, not the one on the sidewalk when it’s sunny).
* Your Pavlovian response to a bell is to bow.
* You have been re-birthed.
* You regularly sage your house/car/workspace.
* You have feng shui’d your house/car/workspace.
* You have both solstices and equinoxes marked in your Palm Pilot and
throw ritual celebrations marking their passing.
* You will or won’t move into a new home based on how the address adds up in numerology.
* You regularly consult your dead ancestors and live by their advice.
* You know what dowsing is.
* You spend more time talking to your spirit guides than your real friends.
* You know what color your aura is.
* You base life decisions on whether or not mercury is in retrograde.
* You’ve been through The Landmark Series, A Course in Miracles, Eckankar, or EST.
* You have your massage therapist, reiki practitioner, acupuncturist, and chiropractor in your cell phone.
* You know your number on the Enneagram, your soul type, and your Ayurvedic type.
* You have a spiritual guru and you travel across the earth to see them.
* When the officer asks you what happened? You respond, “I manifested an accident.”
* You have a “Clean 10 Get 1 Free” Frequent Colonic card at the Light as Feather Colonic Parlor.
* Life without mantras/prayers has no meaning at all.
* You are, or you employ, a Life Coach.
1-12 You Haven’t Drunk the Woo Juice Yet
13-25 On the Road to Wooville
26-39 Woo Hoo!
40-50 One With the Wooniverse
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